New York Fuckery Hand Sewn 10 oz. Collector’s Edition

we make sure to put so much flavor into your package on the 10 ounce New York Fuckery. This isn’t just a collector’s item hoody- it’s a part of history. You will see extra gifts in this package for sure!

New York runs on construction delays, rerouted logic, and systems that somehow survive despite themselves.

The New York Fuckery Hoodie is built for that reality—the long waits, the cold platforms, the scaffolding seasons that last longer than relationships.

This isn’t a lightweight hoodie for mild inconvenience.

This is a 10 oz piece, made for standing still in the wind while nothing moves, for winter mornings when the city tells you “expect delays” but never explains why.

Blending cotton with recycled polyester pulled from plastic bottles, the fabric mirrors the city itself—repurposed, reinforced, and still standing. The fleece-lined hood adds insulation where it counts, because in New York, warmth isn’t optional—it’s survival.

Stamped with New York Fuckery, it looks official enough to pass, honest enough to mean it.

Because here, the chaos is permanent.

And you dress accordingly.

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