New York Fuckery Thermal Construction Jacket

New York construction isn’t about building things.

It’s about blocking sidewalks, rerouting lives, and keeping the same hole open for six straight years.

The New York Fuckery Construction Jacket is a tribute to the city’s most permanent temporary condition: scaffolding that never comes down, jackhammers at 7:01am, cones that multiply overnight, and crews standing around a hole like it’s a sacred monument.

Inspired by official-looking uniforms and municipal authority, this jacket wears like something you might be allowed behind the barricade in—until you realize no one actually knows what’s going on back there either.

It’s for anyone who’s:

• Walked an extra six blocks because “sidewalk closed”
• Watched one guy work while five supervise
• Heard “two more weeks” for the last two years
• Accepted that construction in New York is less about progress and more about theater

This isn’t anti–New York.

This is New York.

Built tough, worn daily, and stamped with Fuckery front and center—because if you live here long enough, you earn the right to laugh at it.

Details

• Heavy-duty construction jacket built for daily wear
• Structured fit with room to layer
• Durable fabric meant to take abuse (just like the city)
• Bold New York Fuckery graphic — official-looking, unofficially honest
• PJ original artwork — satire, survival, and civic dysfunction

For those who know the drill:

Hard hat optional.

Patience required.

Fuckery guaranteed.

Material:

- 9 oz., 100% polyester fleece

- 5 oz., lightweight 100% polyester mesh lining

Features:

- ANSI/ISEA 107 -2015 type R class 3 certified

- 2” reflective tape

- Nylon front zipper

- Double layered three-piece hood

- Oversized front pockets

- Knit cuffs and waistband

Specs & Sizing:

Sizes: M - 4XL

Care:

Dry clean or wash normally, but air dry (do not put in dryer).