New York Fuckery Crop Tee

A civic joke, staged on sacred ground.

Shot in front of the Woolworth Building—the Cathedral of Commerce, famously paid for in cash—this crop tee sets old-money grandeur against modern-day absurdity. Gothic spires loom. Bureaucracy smirks back.

The graphic mashes up the visual language of the Lottery and the MTA, twisting familiar civic symbols into a blunt, wearable truth: in this city, chaos is policy and luck is a transit line that may or may not arrive. The clash is the point. Reverence meets parody. Power meets punchline.

Cut from 100% cotton, 4oz. fabric, the tee is lightweight and cropped with intent—clean, confident, and unapologetic. It wears like a protest sign you don’t have to explain. Sharp contrast. Sharp message. No filler.

Built for summer streets, courthouse steps, and anyone fluent in New York irony.

Details

• 4oz. 100% cotton crop tee
• Lightweight, breathable feel
• Cropped, feminine silhouette
• Bold black-and-white graphic
• Designed to clash—architecturally and culturally

New York built cathedrals for commerce.

Then it built systems to mess with you.

This is what happens when they meet.