Chemdog 3” Sew On

This 3” x 2” embroidered Chemdog patch is a mischievous collision of street science and counterculture humor. Rendered in crisp black-and-white stitching against a rich green backdrop, the sharp-eared pup stares ahead with knowing eyes—cool, calculated, and unbothered. In one paw: a Bunsen burner, nodding to lab-coat chemistry and DIY experimentation. In the other: a quick joint, flipped with casual confidence. The contrast is the joke—and the point. Precision meets rebellion. Clean lines, dirty grin.

The typography up top keeps it classic and slightly ironic, giving the whole patch a vintage-label feel—like it was lifted off an underground soda crate or an outlaw science manual.

sew it-

• Dog hoodie or dog jacket (center chest or back panel—instant cult status at the dog park)

• Left chest or sleeve of a hoodie or crewneck

• Side panel of a beanie or bucket hat

• Front pocket of a backpack, sling bag, or art bag

• Upper thigh or back pocket of work pants

• Inside lining of a jacket for a hidden flex

• Back strap area of a dad hat for subtle chaos

• Lab-style coat, chore jacket, or denim vest