Apartments & Inflation Heavyweight Tee

“Apartments & Inflation” turns a familiar NYC municipal seal into something a little too real: the medicine every New Yorker swallows to stay here. The skyline stacks like prescription pills, and the caduceus replaces snakes with intertwined rat tails—because nothing represents the city’s survival instinct better than the creatures that never leave.

Printed front and back in a crisp single-color line style that feels official at first glance… until you read between the lines.

• 7.5oz heavyweight tee —dark forest green
• Premium print detail with soft hand feel
• Full front graphic + back hit with PJ signature
• PJ original artwork — parody rooted in NYC truth

For everyone who’s paid rent here and thought:

“This should come with a warning label.”