Apartments & Inflation Heartland Hooded Coat

The Apartments & Inflation Heartland Coat is a civic uniform for surviving modern New York; where rents rise faster than scaffolding & inflation makes yesterday’s dollar feel like loose change found in a laundromat dryer.

The oversized back patch reads like an official city seal no one voted for. A reworked caduceus twists through a brick apartment tower, wings spread like pigeons on payday, burning money overhead as rent climbs skyward. It’s public health, but for your bank account. Call it sanitation-inspired because somebody has to clean up the mess.

Cut from super-duty cotton duck with a quilted liner, this coat is built for cold walks, long waits, & the emotional weight of your monthly rent notification. Tough enough for garbage routes, resilient enough for inflation, & warm enough to make winter feel slightly less disrespectful.

This is outerwear for people who understand that rising costs are the real city skyline.

Details:

• 12 oz. super-duty cotton duck shell
• Heavyweight quilt-lined taffeta interior for serious warmth
• Triple-needle stitched main seams (because everything else is falling apart)
• Heavy-duty brass zipper built to outlast rent control
• Three-piece insulated hood with drawstring
• Pleated elbows & action back for movement on the job—or escaping landlords
• Two front patch pockets
• Three interior pockets for essentials, receipts, & inflation anxiety

Specs & Sizing:

Sizes: M - 4XL