Apartments & Inflation Premium Beanies

Apartments & Inflation 

Apartments & Inflation is a tongue-in-cheek parody of the New York City Department of Sanitation—because in this city, rising rent and rising prices feel like hazards you deal with daily. The familiar civic seal gets reworked into a wearable warning label, stamped right on your head for maximum visibility.

The ribbed knit delivers a classic, no-nonsense fit—structured, warm, and built for everyday wear. Available in bottle green, black, mustard yellow, and light grey, it covers the full New York spectrum—from workwear to winter uniform.

Made from 100% recycled polyester, this beanie literally gives trash a second life. Old plastic bottles, new purpose. Consider it sanitation with a sense of humor.

It’s sustainable, practical, and quietly sarcastic—just like surviving New York.

Details

• Ribbed knit construction for a snug, everyday fit
• Available in bottle green, black, mustard yellow, and light grey
• Made from 100% recycled polyester
• Soft, durable, and cold-weather ready
• Sustainability note: yes, it’s made from recycled bottles—because someone had to clean up the mess