New York Fuckery Dad Hat

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The MTA has given the city Fuckery for quite some time. Train delays, reroutes. Looking down at your phone for some temporary relief in entertainment while this smelly dude next to you inches closer. Is it time to deploy the move to the other side of the train car? The choice is yours. If you’re experiencing this while scratching off a New York Lottery ticket, it’s double Fuckery. If so, congratulations, I guess you’re just fucked. 

-NYC

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